Say it’s been your lifelong dream to retire on your sixty-fifth birthday. After thirty five years on the job, your dream is, at long last, about to come true. It’s the day before your sixty-fifth birthday, your very last day of work. You go the benefits department and say, "I’d like to open a retirement account." "A retirement account? The benefits department says. It’s a bit late in the day for that. It’s your last day of work. You would have needed to open a retirement account thirty five years ago." "Is that right?" You return. "Well then could someone around here give me the money that I need to retire?" The benefits department would call security. They’d be right to, because they’d have rightly concluded you are not firing on all cylinders.
Or say among the items in your bucket list, one is to run a marathon. You search internet and find the perfect race - scenic course, not too many hills -- so you register. The night before the marathon arrives -- time to pick up your registration packet. "All ready to run twenty six miles?" the volunteer asks genially. "Yes, I will be, after I’ve trained. Do you know of any store nearby where I could buy a pair of running shoes?" "You haven’t trained yet? You have no running shoes?" The volunteer replies tersely, clearly not interested in further small talk with you -- because he’s rightly concluded you are a few bricks shy of a load.
Or say you’re a graduate student. It’s the day before your thesis is due. You chose quite an exhaustive topic. You chose to research the the readiness of each of the world’s 195 countries for climate change. Your roommate sticks his head in the doorway and asks you if you’ve got time for for a cup of coffee. "Not today. You say regretfully. I need to get started on my thesis." "You haven’t gotten started your thesis yet?" He asks incredulously. "I thought you were watching an awful lot of Netflix." "Well no Netflix today! You say. I am heading to the United Nations to get a list of the world’s 195 countries." Instead of going out for a cup of coffee, your roommate stops by the dean’s office to request a room transfer, because he has rightly concluded that you are a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
The moral here is fairly obvious. You can’t prepare at the last minute. If you think you can you are as clueless as the retiree, the marathon runner, and the graduate student. Preparation, substantive preparation at any rate, is a process -- a long and difficult process, because preparation involves the acquisition of new habits, and the acquisition of new habits involves commitment, discipline, determination, planning, motivation, and persistence.
Preparation, if you think about it, actually transforms you. It conforms you to the image of your undertaking. In the case of preparing for retirement, you learn the value of making present sacrifices for future goals, you learn the world of investments, you learn to steward your income judiciously. In the case of preparing for a marathon, you learn to build endurance, you learn appropriate nutrition, you learn that there are no shortcuts to a finish line. In the case of preparing to write a thesis, you learn to research, you learn to become an expert, you learn to write, edit, and cite. Preparation then is a good thing. It’s a great thing. But to the point, preparation is a necessary thing, and preparation takes time. Lots of it.
In this morning’s gospel lesson, Jesus tells The Parable of the Wise and Foolish Bridesmaids. It’s a parable about preparation, all right. It’s about preparing to meet him. The foolish bridesmaids are just like the clueless retiree, marathon runner, and graduate student. They are few electrons short of an isotope. They think they can prepare to meet him at the last minute. They can’t. So Jesus does not want us to follow their example.
And needless to say there is a lot more at stake here. This is by far and away the most important preparation of our lives. It’s by far and away the most important preparation of our lives, and it’s by far and away the most strenuous preparation of our lives as well. Because we know how hard it is to conform ourselves to his image. We know how hard it is to master our pride. We know how hard it is to forgive. We know how hard it is to practice charity. We know how hard it is to subdue our anger. We know how hard it is to resist temptation. We know how hard it is to perceive our omissions. We know how hard it is to love impartially. Yes, it’s strenuous. It’s the ongoing effort of a whole lifetime.
But at the same time, there’s an urgency about it, a dire urgency. This is because we don’t know how much time we have; we don’t know the measure of our days. And when Jesus returns, as he swore again and again that he will, he will call forth unto himself all creation, all history, and all time. Our lives will be part of that record. And we will be prepared to meet him, or we will not.
It’s the first Sunday of Advent. So let’s be very clear what we’re about. Because sometimes the hustle and bustle of the holiday causes us to blur things, causes us to assume perhaps that we are preparing for the birth of Jesus. But we aren’t. That’s fixed history. Mary prepared for the birth of Jesus, as did her husband Joseph. But we can’t. We can remember the birth of Jesus. We can celebrate it. We can praise and thank God for it. But we can’t prepare for it. We can’t prepare to meet him in the past, only in the future. This is what the first Sunday of Advent reminds us.
You know, every so often I read things that stick with me. I do not doubt that I will carry them to the grave. It’s because they’re the truth. The novelist Leon Bloy once wrote, "There is only one tragedy in the end, and that’s not to have been a saint." That’s the truth. As Advent dawns, let that not be our tragedy. Amen.